Green Lanterns and "X4"

Man, I suck as a lier. Not only am I not posting up "Astro City: Tarnished Angel" yet, but I'm also (not surprisingly) not putting up "The Big Bouncy Book of Bart Simpson". But alas, we shall always have the Internation Sidekick Workers Union.

So instead this week (I'm also gonna try posting more), I bring you Green Lantern: No Fear and X-Men/Fantastic Four.

Green Lantern: No Fear

Body Count: 32

1.New Style of Manhunter robot kills “Chris.”
2.NS Manhunter robot kills “Kristy”
3-5. NS Manhunter robot kills 73 people on a bus, but we only see 3 people.
6.Old style Manhunter blows up
7.New style Manhunter destroyed
8.A modified human made to look like an alien is hit by a car.
9.The shark eats a sailor.
10.The shark eats a swimmer girl
11-32.Black Hand kills basically everyone in a hospital.. and we see the bodies.

Number of Mano-A-Mano Fights:6
1.Old Style of Manhunter Robot/Hal Jordan I: tie. (new style interferes)
2.New Style of Manhunter robot/Hal Jordan I: Jordan wins.
3.Kilowog/Hal Jordan wrestle: Kilowog wins.
4.Hal Jordan/The Shark I: Hal wins.
5.Hal Jordan/The Shark II: tie (aliens interfere)
6.Hal Jordan/Black Hand: Hal wins.

Number of Kisses: 2
1.In flashback, Hal Jordan kisses Carol Ferris.
2.A kiss in the Hector Hammond flashback

Cameos (particularly of the gratuitous variety): 3
1.Batman in manhunter flashback
2.Barry Allen Flash in flashback
3.Green Arrow in flashback

Geographic Coordinates given:0

MVP: Hal Jordan

LVP:Sailor eaten by the Shark.

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X-Men/Fantastic Four (X4):

Body Count:18
1-18.Astronauts killed by the Brood.
Brood are not counted, because, well, I don't want to count them.

Number of Mano-A-Mano Fights:2
1.Wolverine/Thing I: Tie (rest of Fantastic Four and X-men interfere)
2.Invisible Woman/Brood Queen: Invisible Woman wins.

Number of Kisses: 1
1.Cyclops and Emma Frost kiss

Cameos (particularly of the gratuitous variety): 1
1.Spiderman... in a MOVIE POSTER for the REAL-LIFE movie.

Geographic Coordinates given:0

MVP: Wolverine with Mr. Fantastic's powers=Awesome

LVP: Brood, for falling to a deception (a fake image of the Phoenix and Galactus) so easily.